I’m totally stuck on “Rico Suavé,” my last fling, like I’m stuck on the overly extravagant 6-inch heels that were out of my reach at Nordstrom Rack on Labor Day. Sexy, fancy, expensive, and completely impractical like the man I loved who didn’t sugar me with his feelings in return. It was a quiet morning with minimal shoppers gracing the floors. I enjoyed my stroll through the glistening racks of clearance items headed into a deeper sale of an extra 25% off. Music to mes oreilles. Oy vay. Gimme some quality Wildfox Couture lilac sweatpants with leopard print hearts on the knees and a longsleeve oversized magenta “Hautedog” shirt with a cute dachsund wearing pearls. At least fancy clothes can be had. Maybe not my Rico Suave long lost lover. Here’s to some bitchin’ fashion!